I am so pissed I can't see straight.  It takes a lot to get to me enough that I cry and shake and it was done at the unceremonious time of 5:50am.

There is one thing I do not tolerate.  Especially from someone I have known for 15+ years.  Do. Not. Lie. To. Me. Period.

I don't know what the fuck makes you think that I am going to take that shit now when I didn't take it when I had known you for 6 months.  You lied to me about the exact same thing no less.  Good to know you haven't changed.

You are an adult.  You can watch whatever you want, but when I ask you about it, don't lie.  Especially when you know I saw you.  And it isn't like I was sneaking around.  I went to the bathroom so, you know, I can clearly see the computer on my way. 

You fucking idiot.