Entry: Conspiracy Friday, October 24, 2003

"Isn't it obvious that Miss Ginger has been killed by KTOAB and replaced by an agent of Noodley who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly KTOAB is planning to take over the world when the agent of Noodley assassinates Zombie. The only solution is for Elvis to stop KTOAB and Noodley, which is impossible unless NATO will pass a resolution to allow the public to own nuclear devices. "

BWAHAHAHA  Create your own here.

Please note:  This is purely fictional.  We have no proof that KTOAB or Noodley are evil agents working towards world domination.  I mean, the pictures came out all fuzzy from the surveillance.  However, Miss Ginger & I are still breathing.  They haven't gotten us yet. ::cue Pinky & The Brain theme::

Word of the Day
conspire - kn-spr- verb
to join in a secret agreement to do an unlawful or wrongful act or an act which becomes unlawful as a result of the secret agreement

   4 comments

kevin the one-armed
October 25, 2003   04:09 PM PDT
 
whoops.... I left my comment on the wrong entry which says a lot for my chances of world domination.

Here's mine.

"Obviously Seethruhead is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Ginger in Lancaster, Pa. Very soon the Evil Wang, who is currently only supplying weapons to Seethruhead, will join in. Zombie has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Compobasso, Italia which Wang is trying to steal to help win the war and taint all of the italian ice. We must help ktoab to stop them, or we are all doomed! "
Zombie
October 25, 2003   07:32 AM PDT
 
My point EXACTLY Noodley.
Miss Ginger
October 25, 2003   04:48 AM PDT
 
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!
seethruhead
October 25, 2003   03:45 AM PDT
 
You also have no conclusive proof that KTOAB and I AREN'T hatching a complicated sceme for world domination....do you?

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