Score one for the dumpy chick!  What exactly do I mean?  Well hold on to your britches kitten & I'll tell ya.

Today I was at the Palms.  For once, I had a real purpose for being there.  For the last three days, many celebrity types have been at the Palms for the filming of Celebrity Poker Showdown.  Some crap show that's going to be on Bravo in either early December or after the first of the year.  No one really knows.  Well, I got an invite to get tickets to one of the tapings.  I didn't get my tickets because I really had no desire to be wedged between two old ladies that smelled like cat piss who were there to drool over Martin Sheen.  I'd rather have my eyebrows sandpapered off.

So today, I went down there for lunch & to see if I could spy Mr. Jack Black.  I looked, but never saw him.  He could have been knocked out earlier & decided not to sit in the Loser Lounge to make snitty comments about those that were left.  Who knows.

However, as I was walking past the Roller Lounge, I noticed a nice group of people oogling.  Well hell, I'm gonna oogle too.  They had set a poker table up in the back of the joint.  It looked like a fairly full table.  The only person I was sure I recognized was David Schwimmer.  Who cares?  Not me.  However, there was a tall guy, good looking & looked familiar, but I couldn't place him.  Standing behind him was a short dumpy chick massaging his shoulders. 

I thought "OK, probably a PA."  Then he stands up, walks around, comes back & kisses her.  OK, so she's a little more than a PA.  Score one for us dumpy chicks!  I was stoked.  Here was a guy that's on TV somewhere, but I can't tell you where, & he's got a non-model/actress for a better half.  That's a rarity people.

I guess when you have a decent size bank account you can have whatever you want.  And I'm not saying that all the women like that are total asses, but the majority of them are.  Then the fools marry one.  That's why attorneys do so well.  Pre-nups baby!  But why would you even want to bother?  Is it just for publicity that you marry the good looking chick that doesn't give two shits about you & only wants her monthly allowance & access to the credit cards?  Do they get married so they can have affairs to make sex more exciting?  I just don't get it.  Guess that's why I'm not famous.