Ahmet has been high on my list for many, many years.  For those that don't know, he is the younger brother of Dweezil & Moon Unit  (she just goes by Moon now) Zappa (older brother to Diva) & youngest son of Frank & Gail.  Back in high school, someone introduced me to the world of Frank Zappa.  My senior term paper was on the man.  That's where I discovered the world of Ahmet.  Its a strange, strange place, but I like it.  I mean, how can you not like a man that has a thing for feetie PJs?  I sent him e-mail once offering to make him some feetie jammies.  I was informed that he sleeps sans clothing & I was called the Pajama Mama.  I'd like to do naughty things to him.