Earlier, the movie Young Frankenstein came up in discussion. This was a discussion with myself, therefore it took place solely in my head. At some point, one of the voices decided it would be most amusing to do the musical number where the Monster sings & dances to Puttin' on the Ritz.
As soon as voice one, which we'll call Hester, began to sing, voice two, which we shall call Maynard, laughed hysterically. About half way through the segment, Maynard comments on how the Monster & Chewbacca should do a duets album. I pondered this for a moment. Just then, voice three, otherwise known as Bob, pipes up & says we should throw William Shatner into the mix.
With the final addition, we feel we can have a best selling album out by Christmas. That is if the Monster doesn't get all pissy with his work. He can be a perfectionist you know. When he throws a temper tantrum, there's hell to pay too. With Chewbacca, all we have to worry about is him being off in space. However, we think we can ground him long enough to get a few songs out of him. With Shatner, who the hell knows. As long as he doesn't try to act, we think we'll be OK. However, we may decide to let the Tribbles or Adrian Zmed guest on his performances to add some credibility.
We figure it will be something like the Three Tenors. The Monster, Chewbacca & the other guy. The reviews almost write themselves......
"The Monster's performance of Ave Maria was absolutely breath taking. Chewbacca has out done himself with Ingemisco. But who is that other guy?" - Some "critic" we payed the outrageous sum of $0.75 for a good review
Of course espresso will be served by candlelight at the release party. We aren't sure if the Monster will make an appearance or not.
I suggest that if you haven't seen the movie Young Frankenstein, you do so at this point in time. I know that you are completly lost. Watch the movie, then re-read this. You might understand it then.