Every week I find myself watching Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica.  I caught it once when there was nothing better on television.  It happened to be the episode where Jessica isn't sure if tuna is fish or if its chicken.  The can did read Chicken of the Sea, so I can see where a girl can get confused.  But why do I torture myself every week?  I'll tell you.

I have to see how much more stupid this chick can get.  No one should have unleased this on society.  I'm fairly sure her parents decided when she was about 10 that she was the most empty headed child they had seen.  In order to allow her to support herself when she got older, they probably got her some voice lessons.  Lucky for them she turned out to be kinda cute.  That whole being able to support them in their old age thing, a bonus.

This Nick guy had to have been thinking with his peener when he married her.  She makes him nuts.  The only draw had to be the fact that she refused to put out until she had his balls in her handbag.  Really, I get embarassed watching the show.  The worst part, her mother is ALWAYS there.  Whenever Nick asks her to do something, she calls a list of people, her mother included.  She whines about having to do it.  Then her mommy tells her she doesn't have to.

She can't cook, doesn't know how to work a washer, puts nothing away......... she didn't even know if they owned a mop.  And she says the most ignorant things in front of people no less.  Last night, they were sitting around with Nick's brother (who has a name I'm sure, but I don't pay that much attention) & his girlfriend/wife.  Jessica starts in about Nick's hairy asshole.  I wasn't even at the table & I wanted to bitchslap her.  Just ewwwwww.

In conclusion, I watch this show every week.  It makes me feel infinitely more smart.  Hell, my sister has the IQ of a friggin radish & she looks like Wyle E. Coyote, Super Genius next to this one.

Word of the Day
uxorious - uk-SOR-ee-us; ug-ZOR - adjective
excessively fond of, or submissive to, a wife; being a dependent husband