I have often wondered if an [octopus] could get an erection.  Now some nosey scientists have provided me with an answer.

In case you live in Russia, I suggest you pay your electric bill.  Otherwise, they might hold your [pet] hostage.  How sick is that?  Then, if you don't pay it they will sell your pet off to the highest bidder.  Want to know the best part?  Its not illegal over there.  Bastards.

YAY!  The bald [ibis], the "Bird of the Pharaohs" is making a comeback from extinction.

I'll save the ghost stories for next time.  Yes, I do read a lot.  I'm a geek by nature.