I've spent a better part of my afternoon/evening looking for victorian type Christmas graphics.  I haven't had much luck & its really ticking me off.  I thought I'd get a head start on putting together the Christmas stuff for my crappy little blog here.  But NOOOOO.  There are forces much greater & apparently more clever than I am conspiring against me.  It figures.

So now, the victorian idea may be scrapped altogether.  Sucks to be me somedays.  That means my little tired brain has to come up with something else.  Did I mention it sucks to be me somedays?  Well it does.

I want to learn to make blinkie things.  I like blinkie things.  All the blinkie things I see aren't things I'd want.  Not that I really know what I want anyway.  I just know that they aren't it.  Maybe I'm just too friggin' picky.  Who know?  Not me, that's for sure.

Really my searching hasn't been a total loss.  I did find some place that has Civil War era quilt designs.  Not something most of you are concerned with I know, but it gets me all giddy. 

So there is no witty entry for today.  Nothing earth shatterning.  Nothing that will make you think.  No naughty monkeys.

Word of the Day
Southern - 's&-[th]&rn - noun
the dialect of English spoken in most of the Chesapeake Bay area, the coastal plain and the greater part of the upland plateau in Virginia, No. Carolina, So. Carolina, and Georgia, and the Gulf states at least as far west as the valley of the Brazos in Texas and sometimes taken to include the south Midland area

We just got back from lunch.  Thought I'd share this..... I saw a guy that looked like Edward Norton.  I wanted to lick him.

OK, it is in fact another day, so I will continue with the link sharing.  I had a perfectly good post planned in my head pertaining to the book I'm reading, blinked & forgot it.  So until my rusty brain remembers it, you are stuck with this.  I'm pretty sure this list will be useless flash type "games" & funnies.  Of course, I making the list as I go along, so who knows what will end up here.

FlashBunny.com - she's a supermodel, dahling
Anime Dress Up - I like the bunny better, but I waste my time equally
Mr. (or Mrs.) Picasso Head
Digital Voodoo Doll
Digital Voodoo - Different version from a different place.  Yes, I have issues.
Stupid Flash Games

OK, so I'm editing this.  Hope you are paying attention.  I'm sure I'll add more as I find them in my links folder.  Yes, its really taking me this long to go through the friggin' folder.  I get distracted easily.
Demented Mentos commercial
Naughty monkeys - no, they really are naughty.  If you are easily offened & crap like that, don't look at the monkeys.
Weasel Studios

Word of the Day
useless - 'yü-sl&s - verb
having or being of no use  a) ineffectual  b) not able to give service or aid

I was going through my "favorites" earlier & thought I'd share a few links that I have tucked away.  You see, I have entriely too much time on my hands.  Time that could be spent doing something productive is actually spent looking for cracked out sites & naked men.

True Porn Clerk Stories
Insanity Test - this one requires the use of your speakers.  Please make sure they are properly functioning as you will need to identify sounds.
Peter Pan's Homepage - No really, you HAVE to go look.
The Periodic Table of Funk

I recently saw what could have been the best commercial of the Christmas season.  Of course the key words there are could have been.  Let me lay it out for you.

There were several Christmas elves (I have to differenciate now otherwise someone might think I mean one of those cute boy elves from those movies I've never actually seen) were decorating an area with festive items.  You had an elf hanging garland & one putting out pillows (I think that was the Surprise! By Design elf or maybe the Christopher Lowell elf). 

Then, and this is the best part, an elf jumps out of nowhere with two daggers in his hand!  YES!  He was going to off his entirely too cheery partners.  I could see what was coming in my head.  Little elves in bad felt costumes running for their lives.  All you can hear are high pitched screams & the jingle of the bells on their tiny shoes.  The only thing that would make this any better would be if he was assigned by Santa to do this, gather the bodies & return them for an elf roast.  I was giddy with excitement waiting to see how this would play out on the television.

About that time my whole Christmas elf massacre dream came crashing down around me.  The elf wasn't holding daggers, but merely over priced candle sticks in gaudy holders.  Although I seceretly hoped he would bludgeon his fellow elves to death, I knew it wasn't going to happen.  My hopes & dreams had been smashed against the rocks of life.  I was deeply saddened.

Word of the Day
disturb - di-'st&rb - verb
1.  a) to interfere with: interrupt  b) to alter the position or arrangement of  c) to upset the natural and especially the ecological balance or relations of
2.  a) to destroy the tranquillity or composure of  b) to throw into disorder  c) alarm  d) to put to inconvenience

P.S.  I just realized that my ability to spell correctly has gone on vacation.

I CAN'T SLEEP!  I can't stand when I'm like this.  I can't find anything to do.  Sure, there are plenty things I could be doing, but I am entirely too tired to do any of them.  Not to mention the fact that there is not a single interesting thing on television.  Stress sucks such ass.

I would bother to make this an interesting post, however, that would require using my brain.  Well, that's just not going to happen.  This entry is writing itself.  I have no real control over it.  So if his suddenly goes into a diatribe about mutant blue seamonkeys attempting world domination, please know that it really has nothing to do with me.  It is me, but it isn't me.  I'm too tired to care & sometimes my mind just runs rampant.  Ask anyone who has received an email from me in french concerning a monkey in a fez (because they are super cool when wearing a fez), music & world domination.

Yes, monkeys & world domination are recurring themes in my twisted little head.  So are naked men, but those thoughts aren't usually fit for public viewing.  Besides, I know (in some cases somewhat know) some of the naked men in question.  I'm sure Noodley & KTOAB wouldn't want the indiscretions that take place in my head involving them to be discussed in a public type forum.  OK, so Noodley & KTOAB aren't really involved in the indiscretions, I just thought it would be amusing to make them sick to their stomachs for a nanosecond.

Today I had a school flashback.  I wrote a paper on censorship.  Well, not a whole paper technically.  I laid out the basis for my Mom.  She's gotten behind in her english work with everything that's been going on.  So, I figured the least I could do was help.  Its about all I can do being so far away.  It makes me sad. *sniff*

Ooohh, I also made brownies today.  Not something I need to be eating, but I swear the brownie box was calling me from the cabinet.  I kept hearing this little voice.  When I opened the cabinet door, it became louder.  So I really had no choice.  The brownie mix was beggin' for it.

This weeks Crush really needs no introduction.  But, in case you are unaware of who this its, its none other than one of the most beautiful men walking the face of the earth.  Otherwise known as David Bowie.  I don't care if he is 90, I'd still shag him rotten.  This is one of those obsession that started in early childhood.  That's all I can tell you about its origin.  I can also tell you that it disturbed my parents greatly.  I think it still does. 

I'm working on getting a photoblog dealie together.  So until something really pisses me off & I'm sure it will, there will be no other post this evening.  Besides I'm really in a mood & lookin' for someone to call a knob.