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Sunday, October 05, 2003
In all of my infinite wisdom, I have decided to add some new crap. First will be the " Crush of the Week." I have noticed that this changes for me all the time. One week its one person, the next its another. So, what the hell. It gives me something to do anyway. I'm sure there will be some that repeat too.
The very first " Crush of the Week" is Nicolas Cage. He needs no introduction. Sure, he's not quite all there, but who is. I like 'em a tad bit nutty anyway. Makes things interesting.
The next thing I have decided to add will be the Word of the Day. I have a tendency to read the dictionary when I have nothing better to do. As I've said before, yes, I am a geek.
Today's word: perfidious - per-FIH-dee-us - adjective
of, relating to, or characterized by faithlessness or disloyalty : treacherous
So there you have it. My contribution to society. Aren't I a model citizen?
Posted at 07:45 pm by Zombie
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I have often wondered if an [octopus] could get an erection. Now some nosey scientists have provided me with an answer.
In case you live in Russia, I suggest you pay your electric bill. Otherwise, they might hold your [pet] hostage. How sick is that? Then, if you don't pay it they will sell your pet off to the highest bidder. Want to know the best part? Its not illegal over there. Bastards.
YAY! The bald [ibis], the "Bird of the Pharaohs" is making a comeback from extinction.
I'll save the ghost stories for next time. Yes, I do read a lot. I'm a geek by nature.
Posted at 08:11 am by Zombie
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Saturday, October 04, 2003
The Siegfried & Roy show down at the Mirage apparently has some "technical" difficulties last night. Seems that one of the tigers turned on Roy. I've never seen the show, but its suppose to be quite good. Hope the poor guy pulls through. You can read about it [here].
Posted at 04:51 pm by Zombie
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I guess its a good thing I don't eat red meat all that much anymore. Otherwise I might find [this] a bit ridiculous. And no, I'm not one of those health nut types. Not that there's anything wrong with that. To each their own. Red meat just makes me sick to my stomach. =/
Live Nude Cats hmmmmm Should I be disgusted or just slightly disturbed?
And finally..... Going to Australia for the Rugby World Cup? Don't fret my friend, they'll have plenty whip wielding women for your pleasure. They are anticipating the need & while they feared a [dominatrix] shortage, they are sure its under control now.
Posted at 02:21 am by Zombie
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Friday, October 03, 2003
One day a few months ago, I was walking through, as my brother likes to call it, the white trash capital of the world. Otherwise known as Wal-Mart. As I'm flying past the toy department in an attempt to escape through the garden center, I stopped in my tracks. Out of the corner of my eye I swear I saw a giant penis in a box.
Of course I had to investigate. Focusing on the box I noticed two giant teeth. A HA! Peni do have teeth. Whoa! Hold up. Now they have teeth, eyes & appendages. Sweet Jesus! Since when did Wal-Mart start selling plush mutated sexual organs in the toy department?
Upon further investiagtion I find that the plush penis is actually named Rufus. Yes, it has a name. Its also a children's cartoon character. Rufus is a naked mole rat from Disney's Kim Possible. To me, Rufus will never be a mole rat, but a naked buck tooth penis. Remember that when you are buying Christmas gifts this year. I love Rufus!
Posted at 08:10 pm by Zombie
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The shit trifecta is complete. They always say it hapens in threes right? If so, then yesterday completed mine. YAY! No more to worry about until the next awful thing happens. This one happened pretty fast too. Within a matter of weeks.
First leg - Shane died on Sept. 10. I won't go into deatails, you can read about it down there.
Second leg - Something really ugly happened & I'm not talking about it. Period.
Final leg - Nice little car wreck yesterday afternoon. Some punk ass kid ran his stop sign. He ends up right in the middle of on coming traffic & we t-boned him. No one was seriously hurt than God. I have a doctor's appointment this morning. My shoulder is killing me, my hands are tingly & I feel like I'm gonna puke. The car has to go into the shop. Hopefully everything will go smoothly. Yeah right.
So there you have it. Three nasty little things, but at least its over. I was worried that the 3rd thing was going to take place at the Saliva show in the 17th. No need to worry now. YAY!
Posted at 03:41 am by Zombie
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Thursday, October 02, 2003
Guess what?! I was screwing around when I should be doing something constructive. Horror of horrors I know. I've had a bad day, leave me alone.
Anyhow, I was reading Miss Ginger's blog when I was screwing around. That's where I found the whore quiz. Gotta give her credit for that. Besides, she cracks me up.
Well boys & girls, I'm whorish. Does that mean I am a whore or just sway in the way of the whore? hmmm I'll have to look into that.
take the virgin-whore dichotomy quiz.
and go to mewing.net.
This one is just too funny.
find YOUR drag persona
and go to mewing.net.
Posted at 06:50 pm by Zombie
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Gotta love the punk ass kids in Vegas. Oh & joy, they live in my part of town. Read about the little bastards [here].
Posted at 05:59 pm by Zombie
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Wednesday, October 01, 2003
Well, my old journal site still isn't back up. There are some things there I wanted to share dammit! But the most important ones, I realized I had posted on a message board I moderate. September started off OK, but quickly turned into a giant pile of cow shit.
The posts, well they are really more for me. I don't ever want to forget. I know that I won't ever forget Shane, but I guess its my way of holding on. I know, I'm only holding on to a memory, but now, that's all I have. Its probably not healthy & I should let go, but I can't do that right now. It still hurts so much.
I have regrets & that's part of my problem. I regret that I couldn't be there for him. That I couldn't keep certain things that happened from occuring. I didn't get to say goodbye. I didn't get to tell him I loved him.
Its been a few weeks & I'm still nowhere near on track. Sleep..... maybe two hours a night if I'm lucky. That is until my body decides it hates me & puts itself to sleep. Emotions..... Sweet Jesus! I'm swinging like a monkey from a banana tree. I still sit in the dark & cry. I have zero motivation. I just don't give a fuck.
So there you have the patheticness (Is that even a damn word?) that is me at this point in time. I hate it. Its not me in the least. I'm suppose to be the one that laughs at everything & makes other people laugh. I'm the one that listens & helps. I have never been one to bitch about my problems, but that seems like its exactly what I'm doing now. I'm suppose to be the strong one. I've always been the strong one. Right now, I feel like a giant bowl of warm jello.
Posted at 09:56 pm by Zombie
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Tuesday, September 30, 2003
Once again I'm having to change clients. The one I have been using has been down for over a week. It really pisses me off. But then I guess that's what I get for using free services. Hopefully it will be back up one day. When it is, I'll spend a nice evening wasting my time reposting everything here. Otherwise, some people might be a little lost when it comes to me. Besides, there's nothing worse than having to repeat yourself.
Hopefully, this one will last for a while.
Posted at 08:19 pm by Zombie
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