Kids, there is a "Save Draft" button for a reason.  Use it.  This has been a public service announcement brought to you by my current frustration.

The other day I was doing some light reading over at the [Noodleshop], when I happened across an entry about Blogshares.  I toodled on over & signed up.  I have done nothing with it since.  So let's put this puppy up & see if I can't get some sucker to buy some shares.

Nothing exciting to report from Sin City.  Nothing blew up & no casinos were robbed.  However, I did have a delightful breakfast over at the entirely too trendy Palms.  If you are in town, mosey on down there.  Then get back to me on something.

Is it just me or does everyone in the damn place dress the same?  I'm not talking employess either Einstein.  I'm talking patrons, customers or suckers.  You choose.  What is it with people all wanting to dress the same?  Its getting to where you can't pick the hookers at the craps table out from the actual paying customers (pun intended).  Something needs to be done about this.  Apparently, there was a mass lobotomy on society when I wasn't looking.  From what I can tell, they only scrambled the part of the brain used for determining originality.  Sorry, sheep is not a good look for me.  In any season.

On a lighter note.....  I've been listed over at [Ginger's Dish].  She thinks I'm amusing.  Weird, I think she's the one that's amusing.  At any rate, get your patootie on over there & check her out!  And while you are checking things out, step on over to these little gems:
Baked Chunk
Josie Nutter

Now, what you have all been waiting for I'm sure.  Its Word of the Day time!  YAY!

haruspex - huh-RUSS-peks - noun
a diviner in ancient Rome basing his predictions on inspection of the entrails of sacrificial animals

YUMMY!  Consider yourself enlightened.

P.S.  I almost forgot.  The terror alert over there.... I saw that at [Miss Ginger's] place.

According to [HumanForSale.com] I am worth exactly $1,336,532.00.  Any takers?

In all of my infinite wisdom, I have decided to add some new crap.  First will be the "Crush of the Week."  I have noticed that this changes for me all the time.  One week its one person, the next its another.  So, what the hell.  It gives me something to do anyway.  I'm sure there will be some that repeat too.

The very first "Crush of the Week" is Nicolas Cage.  He needs no introduction.  Sure, he's not quite all there, but who is.  I like 'em a tad bit nutty anyway.  Makes things interesting.

I have often wondered if an [octopus] could get an erection.  Now some nosey scientists have provided me with an answer.

In case you live in Russia, I suggest you pay your electric bill.  Otherwise, they might hold your [pet] hostage.  How sick is that?  Then, if you don't pay it they will sell your pet off to the highest bidder.  Want to know the best part?  Its not illegal over there.  Bastards.

YAY!  The bald [ibis], the "Bird of the Pharaohs" is making a comeback from extinction.

I'll save the ghost stories for next time.  Yes, I do read a lot.  I'm a geek by nature. 

The Siegfried & Roy show down at the Mirage apparently has some "technical" difficulties last night.  Seems that one of the tigers turned on Roy.  I've never seen the show, but its suppose to be quite good.  Hope the poor guy pulls through.  You can read about it [here].

I guess its a good thing I don't eat red meat all that much anymore.  Otherwise I might find [this] a bit ridiculous.  And no, I'm not one of those health nut types.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  To each their own.  Red meat just makes me sick to my stomach. =/

One day a few months ago, I was walking through, as my brother likes to call it, the white trash capital of the world.  Otherwise known as Wal-Mart.  As I'm flying past the toy department in an attempt to escape through the garden center, I stopped in my tracks.  Out of the corner of my eye I swear I saw a giant penis in a box.

Of course I had to investigate.  Focusing on the box I noticed two giant teeth.  A HA!  Peni do have teeth.  Whoa!  Hold up.  Now they have teeth, eyes & appendages.  Sweet Jesus!  Since when did Wal-Mart start selling plush mutated sexual organs in the toy department?

Upon further investiagtion I find that the plush penis is actually named Rufus.  Yes, it has a name.  Its also a children's cartoon character.  Rufus is a naked mole rat from Disney's Kim Possible.  To me, Rufus will never be a mole rat, but a naked buck tooth penis.  Remember that when you are buying Christmas gifts this year.  I love Rufus!

The shit trifecta is complete.  They always say it hapens in threes right?  If so, then yesterday completed mine.  YAY!  No more to worry about until the next awful thing happens.  This one happened pretty fast too.  Within a matter of weeks.

First leg - Shane died on Sept. 10.  I won't go into deatails, you can read about it down there.

Second leg - Something really ugly happened & I'm not talking about it.  Period.

Final leg - Nice little car wreck yesterday afternoon.  Some punk ass kid ran his stop sign.  He ends up right in the middle of on coming traffic & we t-boned him.  No one was seriously hurt than God.  I have a doctor's appointment this morning.  My shoulder is killing me, my hands are tingly & I feel like I'm gonna puke.  The car has to go into the shop.  Hopefully everything will go smoothly.  Yeah right.

So there you have it.  Three nasty little things, but at least its over.  I was worried that the 3rd thing was going to take place at the Saliva show in the 17th.  No need to worry now.  YAY!

Guess what?!  I was screwing around when I should be doing something constructive.  Horror of horrors I know.  I've had a bad day, leave me alone.

Anyhow, I was reading Miss Ginger's blog when I was screwing around.  That's where I found the whore quiz.  Gotta give her credit for that.  Besides, she cracks me up.

Well boys & girls, I'm whorish.  Does that mean I am a whore or just sway in the way of the whore?  hmmm  I'll have to look into that.

take the virgin-whore dichotomy quiz.
and go to mewing.net.
This one is just too funny.



find YOUR drag persona
and go to mewing.net. 

Gotta love the punk ass kids in Vegas.  Oh & joy, they live in my part of town.  Read about the little bastards [here].