One day a few months ago, I was walking through, as my brother likes to call it, the white trash capital of the world.  Otherwise known as Wal-Mart.  As I'm flying past the toy department in an attempt to escape through the garden center, I stopped in my tracks.  Out of the corner of my eye I swear I saw a giant penis in a box.

Of course I had to investigate.  Focusing on the box I noticed two giant teeth.  A HA!  Peni do have teeth.  Whoa!  Hold up.  Now they have teeth, eyes & appendages.  Sweet Jesus!  Since when did Wal-Mart start selling plush mutated sexual organs in the toy department?

Upon further investiagtion I find that the plush penis is actually named Rufus.  Yes, it has a name.  Its also a children's cartoon character.  Rufus is a naked mole rat from Disney's Kim Possible.  To me, Rufus will never be a mole rat, but a naked buck tooth penis.  Remember that when you are buying Christmas gifts this year.  I love Rufus!