congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud
which happy bunny are you?
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Nerdslut
What's your sexual appeal?
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Now this nerdslut thing. It kind of scares me. Really. It does. Cat, am I a nerdslut? And if so, is that a good thing? With the bunny, well like that was a surprise to anyone. Sheeeesh
And now for something completely different.....
Seems that hunters are to blame for the candy addiction of black bears in North Carolina. The hunters use the candy as bait for the bears. What animal is gonna turn down a 2,000 pound block of candy? This animal wouldn't. However, the bears are suffering the ill effects of the evil known as sugar. From tooth decay to weight loss & everything in between. One park ranger said he found a bear "lying down in the middle of the road, moaning and unwilling to move out of the vehicle's way. He compared the image to that of humans addicted to cocaine."
My question is this.... since this candy is like blow to bears, is there a den somewhere with a bunch of bears lying around mainlining? Would rock candy, lollipops or any hard candy be the bear equivalent of crack? Would speedballs be a wheel barrow full of truffles? These are the things that muttle my brain.
Posted at 10:53 pm by Zombie
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